Extreme Little Big Man Syndrome

Here comes the little man
He's really fucking short
Bitter from an early age
Wasn't born a midget or even a dwarf

Never liked having to look up
Every time he needed to speak
They assumed he was an overgrown kid
He's about the height of someone's ass cheeks

Angry little man takes revenge
On the world that wronged him
Doesn't like the short jokes
Wished often for longer limbs

One day while working at his menial job
He snapped and kidnaps the secretary
A fairly attractive woman
Ties her up, gags her, oh and her name was Sherry

She began to laugh as he struggled to pick her up
That's when he began beating her with his platform shoe
Repeated blows to the head
Blood was everywhere, he knew he needed to skidoo

Could barely see over the dashboard
As he proceeded to run over people on the street
Cops capture & arrest him
Claims it was an accident, he was lying through his teeth

Now he's going to jail
The inmates will have a field day with this short, little-stack
Extreme little big man syndrome
This could have all been avoided, seeking help, getting his life back on track