Thespian

   
“I think I want to be a thespian”      
I said with a lisp mumbling to my wife  
But I messed up on the inflection    
Now I may need to run for my life    
   
I guess I must enjoy the drama    
Thus the preceding stanza, pun and line    
But I like the theatrics with my baby momma    
So, I’ll end this with a comma, and no punch,