Silent Night, Evil Night- 1974

Silent night, stalker night, horror has come home  
deck the halls with blood, murder underneath the mistletoe  
a deranged and misogynist game, never see his face, no one knows his name  
hidden deep in the attic dark, waxing feral, clinically insane  
first was little Claire, he strangled her with care  
she stares, with dead eyes thru her plastic shroud on the rocking chair  
daddy came to town, but he'll never find her here  
she might be dead, but still she rocks in decomposing Christmas cheer  
cops couldn't find a clue, so they tapped the phone to hear his madness  
a pig was parked outside, his throat was cut from ear to ear  
next was ms. mack, that drunk old bitch she got her due  
up the ladder to investigate, caught the hook in her screaming face  
dear old Barb the lush, he made her look an awful sight  
stabbed her dead in the dark with a gleaming crystal unicorn  
bells of terror ring, making spirits scream in fright  
oh what fun it is to stalk & slash these pretty pink cunts tonight  
 
You were never alone, BLACK CHRISTMAS  
when you pick up the phone, he's there  
cause he's gonna be home, for Christmas  
if only in your screams...  
 
The phone rings again, its the cop with bad news  
the calls have been coming from up in the attic  
suddenly panicked, she screams "Barb!" and "Phil!"  
he snuffed that curly haired bitch just before  
frenzied, she creeps to the scene of the kill  
hearing gibberish she looks to the corner  
only to see a maniacal eye, and crazed with fear  
slams his hand in the doorjamb  
 
Into the basement, she runs like hell  
Billy pursues her, then disappears  
she sees her boyfriend, he breaks thru the window  
suspecting motives, she caves his head in  
 
The nightmare is over, the cops solved the crime  
they think it was Peter, her psychopath suitor  
bagged all the bodies before suppertime  
but there's still one stocking that's left to be stuffed  
dumb fucking pigs never checked in the attic  
they never found out what happened to Claire  
she'll never live now to have that abortion  
and we'll never find out the reason why, he's dreaming of a Black Christmas...