Make it So...

If you write it out then make it rhyme but also make it very punny  
Add some curse words to a terse verse to have it sound oh so funny  
It may not get you riches, but it might just make you a little money  
So make that sentence long and strong even if that shit is runny  
 
Grab a dictionary and just let the vocabulary roll off your tongue  
Let it flow slow and steady and stimulating like it’s an iron lung  
And if you make it dirty be sure it’s super sturdy before it’s slung  
Then readers will gasp when they see your participles are very hung  
 
Play with it and slay with it, let it dangle like you’re about to gloat  
They’ll look at it from every angle if it’s something that floats their boat  
Make it so when they read your “quotes” they’ll be smitten and smote  
Write it hard so they’ll choke when the verbs hit the back of the throat  
 
Girls will clutch their pearls while others may even curl their toes  
When the verse you serve will swerve feeling like a dose of blows  
Make it smooth and slick when you slip the quip being so verbose  
And pervs will be unnerved by the curve of your vivid and rigid prose