The Man Trap

Huzzahs for 'ol Commander Spock  
who no doubt had a logical cock  
and plied the instrument with precision  
into Uhuru's babe division...  
after a round of pitching woo  
and a Vulcan game of chess or two.  
 
But once when she was rather bored  
at being by him once more ignored...  
 
she asked of Vulcan moonlit nights...  
and he said..."Vulcan has no moon"...  
 
to which she said..."I'm not surprised"...  
 
which raised his eyebrow to new heights  
wherein he pondered romantic plights  
such as when and where it was his duty  
to mind meld with Swahili beauty  
and prove he was no mere machine  
when with her love he would next convene  
to guarantee that she had fun...  
 
by setting his Vulcan tongue...to stun!