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Catheterization
How freely swing once studly cocks
through arcs of newfound impotence.
Once kings of cum precipitance
now dangling like spent Christmas socks
whose love must now be far beyond
the caliber of bursting loads
and all tumescence which forebodes
those viscid darts her beauty...spawned...
before reverse insertion stress
where implantation shouldn't be
due to how Cupid has to pee
when his bladder begins to press
even as his crotch is wrecked...
because he had his prostate checked.
through arcs of newfound impotence.
Once kings of cum precipitance
now dangling like spent Christmas socks
whose love must now be far beyond
the caliber of bursting loads
and all tumescence which forebodes
those viscid darts her beauty...spawned...
before reverse insertion stress
where implantation shouldn't be
due to how Cupid has to pee
when his bladder begins to press
even as his crotch is wrecked...
because he had his prostate checked.
Published 9th Aug 2024
Author's Note
I used the theme word "crush" because it feels like that's what happened to my junk.
Junk being the operative word, cuz it is wrecked.
Junk being the operative word, cuz it is wrecked.
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9th Aug 2024 8:58pm
Fuck man. Sorry. This is wry and humorous, but also not. I’m sorry you’re going through that.
Hope your junk feels better soon.
As always, you killed it with the complexity of the meter.
Hope your junk feels better soon.
As always, you killed it with the complexity of the meter.
9th Aug 2024 9:41pm
I guess I need to get used to bittersweetness now that our 35 year honeymoon is over, but I'll be damned before I let myself be another Hallmark cardsman.
I think I'm at the point where if I don't start learning how to laugh about it then my suicidal ideation is sure to expand into an action my wife won't approve of.
Lately, she's been saving me thrice daily like that.
Last thing I remember is getting wheeled into the Cath Lab, but a couple days later the bruising started to manifest in deep Prince approved coloration, which has me ready to ask the urologist about how many baseball bats were used to hammer in the catheter.
One expects more precision than that from a surgical proceeding.
I think I'm at the point where if I don't start learning how to laugh about it then my suicidal ideation is sure to expand into an action my wife won't approve of.
Lately, she's been saving me thrice daily like that.
Last thing I remember is getting wheeled into the Cath Lab, but a couple days later the bruising started to manifest in deep Prince approved coloration, which has me ready to ask the urologist about how many baseball bats were used to hammer in the catheter.
One expects more precision than that from a surgical proceeding.
10th Aug 2024 00:35am
Totally with Paul on this one. As a woman I can't truly grasp the significance of this, but I can definitely sympathize with the sentiment of declining health with age.
Just think if you hadn't had it checked. . .
Just think if you hadn't had it checked. . .
10th Aug 2024 1:21am
Definitely a life quality trade for quantity, but dammit, we were still getting some milage out of the part that made the mojo happen.
That's gonna piss me off forever and a day.
Whatever can go wrong will go wrong 😔.
That's gonna piss me off forever and a day.
Whatever can go wrong will go wrong 😔.
10th Aug 2024 1:24am
Dear MS,
I am so bummed and sorry to learn of this turn of events. Your writing remains stellar as you navigate this quagmire. And I wish you the speediest of recoveries. H🌷
I am so bummed and sorry to learn of this turn of events. Your writing remains stellar as you navigate this quagmire. And I wish you the speediest of recoveries. H🌷
10th Aug 2024 2:56am
Going into this, it was all about getting rid of the prostate cancer, but focusing on that deemphasized the side effects of the procedure, like having to deal with urinary incontinence and getting my lifetime ticket to the love boat cancelled.
I'm in a new world without a map.
Perhaps poetry will serve as a balm for my dotage.
I give you a thousand thanks for the well wishes 🙏 💖
I'm in a new world without a map.
Perhaps poetry will serve as a balm for my dotage.
I give you a thousand thanks for the well wishes 🙏 💖
8th Sep 2024 4:52pm
Only you would be able to put such content into an elegant sonnet style.
Wrecked or not, it's perfect.
Wrecked or not, it's perfect.
8th Sep 2024 8:09pm
