McGroo in Space

The bar room door swung open
and in stormed Dan McGroo
He lurched up to Miss Molly
and ordered lemonade for two

Where you been these past three nights,
she asked him with a wink
You best tell it like it is
or I'll be poisoning your drink

I was skipping in the playground,
Dan whispered in her ear
when a girl from outer space flew down
and offered me a beer

She showed me round her spaceship
and pointed at the ceiling
The beer seemed awful sweet
and I had this queasy feeling

Then when the engines started
and the doors began to close
I couldn't help myself
and I had to take a doze

I woke up in a chair,
my arms and legs were tied
She smiled and reassured me
it was only for the ride

I looked out through the porthole
as the moon went flashing past
but I couldn't take my eyes off
the wiggle of her ass

You dirty little bugger,
Miss Molly interjected
You've told some hairy tales
but this ain't what I expected

When I find out who she was
I'll skin her like a rabbit
You always were a lecher
but I'll cure you of that habit

Being weightless was my downfall,
Dan sighed and shed a tear
after all she wasn't human
and I couldn't help but leer

I told her I was spoken for
and said you were my missus
but the stars began to twinkle
and she smothered me with kisses

Spare me all your details, Dan
Don't pretend that she used force
It takes two to dance a tango
but three makes for divorce