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Screwed! (limerick)

There was a young dude
                                       from Bude
Who was terribly terribly
                                       rude
He bought a cheap
                               screwdriver
For the cost of a
                           Lady Godiva
Yet still he remained
                                  unscrewed

by Jemia
Written by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
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Author's Note
Lady Godiva is english rhyming slang for a fiver aka five pounds sterling
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