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Screwed! (limerick)

There was a young dude
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � from Bude
Who was terribly terribly
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � rude
He bought a cheap
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � screwdriver
For the cost of a
� � � � � � � � � � � � � Lady Godiva
Yet still he remained
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �unscrewed

by Jemia

Written by missjem56

(Jemia de Blondeville)

Published 8th Aug 2024

Author's Note

Lady Godiva is english rhyming slang for a fiver aka five pounds sterling

#funny #limerick #satirical

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