Now He's into Mice and AI

In high school
he was into me
Groped me in my sparkly blue Firebird
as we listened to Billy Joel
I pushed him away  
I can't help it, he said
You've got looks.
 
 He was just part of my crowd
Never a close friend
Definitely not a boyfriend
Hadn't thought of him in ages
Looked him up on Facebook
 
His background photo shows mice
So does his portrait photo.
Mice!
Mice everywhere.
Hand built castles for mice
with tiny arched doorways,
and meticulously designed
little napping pagodas.
 
Mice with names like Lady Butterbean the Accursed
and Sir this and Lord that.
 
Some normal life stuff
Divorced
Lives in North Carolina now
Likes prompting AI to create dream houses
always with a beautiful busty blonde in the outsized swimming pool
 
In a perfect world B would get his AI dream castle.
His beautiful blonde would lovingly cuddle his mice,
perhaps favoring Lady Lambchop
or Sir Timothy Baggybottom
laying them down gently in their napping pagodas
before joining B in the pool
 
A pool the size of a small lake of course
replete with waterfalls
and perhaps a fountain
of a mouse vomiting a steady stream of water
from its' larger than life-sized mouth.