Hate Sexting

Hate sexting

We used to love sexting
I thought I’d give it another chance
I sent her a text that goes like this:

“My back is hurting me, I need a massage
Do we still have some massage oil
Or shall I buy some on my way home”

What?!

I couldn’t be more subtle than that.
She wasn’t that stupid
She knew what I really wanted

This is what I got back:

“You should see a physiotherapist
I made you an appointment with Mark
You can see him on your way home”

Well, could she be more subtle than that?

I hate sexting