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Catch of the Day
I should have won a prize:
a giant ugly lime green teddy bear perhaps
My aim was flawless
I filled the cup
cleanly
perfectly
only one drop on the side
(which I of course politely tissued off before putting the labeled container in the little window)
After the act was completed
I thought of the title
Catch of the Day
And there is no greater purpose than that
for this dopey poem.
a giant ugly lime green teddy bear perhaps
My aim was flawless
I filled the cup
cleanly
perfectly
only one drop on the side
(which I of course politely tissued off before putting the labeled container in the little window)
After the act was completed
I thought of the title
Catch of the Day
And there is no greater purpose than that
for this dopey poem.
Published 17th Jul 2024
Author's Note
A little stupid humor to help me deal with a potentially scary health issue.
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17th Jul 2024 10:41am
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17th Jul 2024 3:25pm
True
But still a stop and start affair
Different from Stop and Shop
Feel better
But still a stop and start affair
Different from Stop and Shop
Feel better
17th Jul 2024 12:33pm
I like you were able to find some humor in the face of a health issue.
First 2 lines you had me thinking of a carnival, then I read more, lol
Wishing you every healthy blessing. 💜
First 2 lines you had me thinking of a carnival, then I read more, lol
Wishing you every healthy blessing. 💜
17th Jul 2024 3:25pm
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21st Jul 2024 7:42am
23rd Jul 2024 2:58am
Ah, that pee cup is scary stuff!
I'm convinced that I'm going to pee on the cup, on my hand, on the ceiling, on the floor, spill it on my lab tech, and sprinkler it around the doctor's office. SCARY! So you get a double "go you" for peeing in The Cup Of Overthinking Doom.
Hope all is well sweet Pink.
I'm convinced that I'm going to pee on the cup, on my hand, on the ceiling, on the floor, spill it on my lab tech, and sprinkler it around the doctor's office. SCARY! So you get a double "go you" for peeing in The Cup Of Overthinking Doom.
Hope all is well sweet Pink.
23rd Jul 2024 7:00am
Hilarious! The Cup of Overthinking Doom. Your comments are way better than my poem, and I'm fine with that.
