Paper Chasing

 
Bird in the hand don't stand a chance
when the two in the bush waving money

Damn politicians are never there when you need them

Dagnabbit!!
That Governor Abbott
Saw a dollar
and went to grabbit

Beryl hit Houston while Abbott was gone
No power No water
Texans left on their own

Asian trade junket
Greg's chasin' them bucks
Those who looked to him
now see that "Greg Sucks"

He building walls
Blockn immigrants out
Say Texas got problems
Not the place for handouts

Below the Rio?
No more, please
Keep your issues down South

But the ones bringn money?
He welcomes
with the other side of his mouth