I Hate Solicitors

I was walking into a 7-11 on the wrong side of the tracks near me the other day
This geeky looking asshole with a clip board wanted to ask me some questions
He comes up to me and says,
"Are you registered to vote?"
I say, "Hell Fucking No!!"
He asks why not and I tell him
"None of the people on the ballot ever say anything about killing cops, you know pigs"
"I want to see pig blood man!"
I start making all these shotgun sounds and spit is flying out of my mouth and the guy is staring at me like I don't know what
I tell him that I want to vote for the person that wants to totally annihilate, eradicate and destroy pigs
I want to see a mountain of dead pigs and that person will get my vote
But until then, I don't want to vote for shit!
He looks at me and says, "I think you need to be committed!"
I look at him and say, "Yeah maybe so" and I pull out my finger gun and place it between his eyes
I make this loud shooting sound like you hear in a movie and this bitch falls to the ground
Clutching his clip board like it was his bible or something
What a fucking coward
I bent down, got in his face and said, "You're nothing but a fucking wimp!!"
I then smacked him twice in the face, pulled him up from the ground, threw him in his car and told him to never come back here again
His face was beat red and he was holding in his tears
He then drove away
Onlookers were all wondering what was up
I said go back to your lives
I got into my car, never getting what I initially came for and left
Maybe one day there will be a politician to take all those pigs out, or maybe I'll do it!