The Obliging Neighbor

This morning I just looked out my window
Across the street
I saw my neighbor place a gun to his dog's head
He blew the dog's brains out all over the place
He walked calmly back into the house
A few moments later
He dragged his kid out next and did the same exact thing
Blew his tiny little brains out all over the place
I had a smile on my face
I opened up my window, and yelled
Well Alright!!
I waived and smiled
He yelled back and said,
"Thank you for telling me that my kid was shitting on your lawn and that my dog was making to much noise"
"I took care of that for you"
I told him I appreciated it
If he's not in jail, I'm going to invite him and his wife over on July 4th

Nice people