dude, we don't want to think about your frozen balls

We try and find reasons  
why the train security guard  
would explain to us in charming detail
how his balls shrivel up in the cold  
when he rides his motorbike  
at night in winter  
 
Maybe he doesn't talk
to many women
I say  
and hope it wasn't  
the weirdest come on  
we've ever experienced  
 
Thinking about some guy's  
balls retracting in the cold  
doesn't get me hot and horny  
 
You can't figure out  
if that was sexual harassment  
or if he was just an idiot  
I point out the cameras on the train  
and the platform and pretend  
they'd be some kind of shield  
to anything that could  
have gone wrong
 
Not that it would really stop anyone  
looking to take advantage  
of two women travelling alone  
at night  
 
But thankfully he didn't leave us  
with anything more disturbing  
than trying not to imagine his  
outside bits becoming inside bits
 
Afterwards we stand in the cold  
waiting for an uber  
and try and find reasons  
for that weird conversation
and come up with nothing  
justifiable