A Ride to the ER (with fianaturie8)

They've been living their lives day by day
Boring & mundane, both need to get laid

His wife of 30 years was never in the mood
They're turning into old, crotchety prudes

Each day they enjoy their favorite porno stations
Privately secure, fingering, jerking, masturbation

The release is great but they crave for more
Maybe tonight she'll be his dirty fucking whore

A few times they've tried to engage in foreplay
Maybe tomorrow, just not today

Occasionally it came up in conversation
"We need to fuck, we need stimulation"

They both agreed tonight was the night
Will he be hard, will she be tight?

Their behavior for one another was like their 1st time
Nervous and insecure, "Am I good? Does the other mind?"

They began kissing, the juices were flowing
She was getting moist, his dick was growing

They tried some other moves, but their pain was debilitating
Inflammation, stiffness, soreness, muscles pulsating

He decided one last move with his afflicted balls
Her hands on the floor, his back against the wall

His back was riddled in pain, as the wall held him up
They had no more in them, a chain of bad luck

Hospital

“Mrs. Jones, can you tell me what happened here?”
She was looking at her disheveled state not wanting to stare.

We were too eager, too ready I guess
I can not believe we ended up in this mess

"You have broken a bone in the back you see
He is concussed and I need to hear how this can be"

They took too long  to be together
now look at where they are at with IV’s tethered

Well, we had a rhythm going at a nice speed
He pushed up and his cock was freed

I landed on the floor after I did a flip
Kicked him in the head and that’s what did it

Humiliated and physically hurt
We wonder why this didn’t work

I want her and she wants me
We live together in fidelity

We go back to our lives after this is done
The honorary priest and my woman a nun