Free the Breeze with Lies and All

Today I disinfect the air,
As if,
Any germ in the world cares.
I pull the trigger;
The war begins.
My opponent's numbers,
In the nonillions.
But I still think,
I can win.

I'm not too bright,
I'm rather dim.
That's all that's required,
To be human.
Don't you judge me,
For my faith.
Just enjoy the show,
Put on this stage.

Don't laugh so hard,
That you can't breathe.
My silly thoughts,
Are amusing.
It's sad to see the toxicity,
From lingering,
Airborne chemistry.
One day, I hope,
Someone agrees,
humans are the only pests,
I'm killing.

Don't tell my children,
Cause if they knew,
Their guardian angel,
Is quite obtuse.
CPS should have me,
On the news.
Seriously,  
What has the world come to?