Just another day

The four of them got out of the car
The husband, the wife, the kid & the dog
The kid spills his soda on the back seat as he's leaving the car

WHACK!!

The husband hits the kid right in the mouth
You little pig fucker
I just had this cleaned
The wife leans over and say,

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU DOPE!!"

The husband turns around and

WHACK!!

He claps her right on her left side
This makes the dog mad
The dog comes over and tries to bite the husband's leg
He kicks the dog right in the ribs and send it packing
The wife and the kid stagger to the house and make it inside
The husband comes in right after them
He limping from kicking the dog so hard
The dog runs away
The wife makes dinner
The kid goes to his room and plays with his toys
The husband gets a beer out of the ice box and sits down to take the weight off his foot, which is now starting to swell