16 and detested

Yoo Hoo birthday girl
It's your day today
You're the one and only!
Hooray for my niece
Balloons, presents and cake with the additional luxuries, all presented to you
I really hope you don't start with this self centered attitude
You make everyone feel uncomfortable
I have wondered why they even come to see you
You don't deserve it
My sister and brother in-law really spoiled you to the point of being a pretentious little cunt
Will you be considerate to those who made this day as special as you think you are?
Will you thank them and show gratitude, for the gifts you will receive?
Will you for once try & be humble with respect and admiration for those that love you?
I doubt it!
You're a pompous beauty, who needs adjusting
You're overly inflated
How do you live with yourself?
You're mirror image isn't all that exists

I have a surprise for you
Promise me you won't tell anyone
It'll be the best gift you ever received
Around 7pm, I'll be across the street where that grassy field begins
Yeah,
right where the woods begin
Wear bright lipstick so I can see you
Why you ask, because,
You'll see...

Wow are you punctual when your expecting a gift
And you didn't tell anyone?
Great!!
Would I want you to do is to go past the grassy field and read the sign that the 1st tree to the left says
When you read it, I'm going to turn around and give you 30 seconds to hide
At that point, I'll yell, "Here I come!!"
Once I find you, I'll present my gift to you

OK! HERE I COME!!!

HONEY, I HOPE YOU READ THE SIGN
IT'S OPEN SEASON!!!
IT'S ACTUALLY MY GIFT TO ME
I'M GOING TO FIND YOU, WOUND YOU AND THEN PULL YOUR ENTRAILS OUT OF YOUR ABDOMEN!
MOM & DAD WILL BE SO PLEASED HAVING YOUR VITALS SMEARED AND STRETCHED ALL OVER YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE!
HAPPY SWEET 16!