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The Perfect Pussy
“Sugar, spice and everything nice
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect pussy.”
Do we deny
What we are blessed with
Between our thighs?
No!
I’ll even help you make a list
Pull up a chair so we can do this
Tight
Check
Wet
Check
Comes in a variety of sizes
Check
Vacuum sealed for freshness
Double-check
Stop licking those lips
And breathing so hard
Stop thinking about how slick
It's making you hard
You want the power of this perfect pussy
You want to see if it’s so juicy
I’ll give you a time and place
If I was you, you would quicken my pace.
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect pussy.”
Do we deny
What we are blessed with
Between our thighs?
No!
I’ll even help you make a list
Pull up a chair so we can do this
Tight
Check
Wet
Check
Comes in a variety of sizes
Check
Vacuum sealed for freshness
Double-check
Stop licking those lips
And breathing so hard
Stop thinking about how slick
It's making you hard
You want the power of this perfect pussy
You want to see if it’s so juicy
I’ll give you a time and place
If I was you, you would quicken my pace.
Author's Note
Just wanted to laugh.
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Re. The Perfect Pussy
5th May 2024 5:02pm
Ok batgirl.. is that picture supposed to scare me away.. ok it worked … you’re mean… when ? Where ?
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5th May 2024 5:08pm
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5th May 2024 5:12pm
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5th May 2024 5:14pm
Re. The Perfect Pussy
5th May 2024 6:13pm
We all know vacuum-sealed for freshness is a must. lol
That's a place that should be worshipped below that mound, and well taken care of by anyone lucky enough to enjoy its bountiful pleasure. :)
That's a place that should be worshipped below that mound, and well taken care of by anyone lucky enough to enjoy its bountiful pleasure. :)
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5th May 2024 6:29pm
Re. The Perfect Pussy
5th May 2024 9:19pm
MY ETA is in a few minutes. P.S. Glad you didn't get into "imperfect pussies"; I'd have to be called to the witness stand. Great write. Hugs and love, Oral
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5th May 2024 9:26pm
Re. The Perfect Pussy
5th May 2024 9:20pm
A really naughty one Lady, we tend to skip around with the comments but we do read.
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Re: Re. The Perfect Pussy
5th May 2024 9:27pm
Thank you for commenting. Wanted to lighten my moon on a grey day.
appreciate it Fia xoxo
appreciate it Fia xoxo
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5th May 2024 10:14pm
Re. The Perfect Pussy
6th May 2024 00:58am
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏! Excellent ink spill, the perfect 👌 pussy can send chills and thrills down any man's spine 😜 so becarefu with that you might have a fleet of men longer then a welfare line!!
Great 👍 work please 🙏 keep 👏 on writing ✍ ok queen 👸 peace ✌ and blessings 🙏 always 💖
Great 👍 work please 🙏 keep 👏 on writing ✍ ok queen 👸 peace ✌ and blessings 🙏 always 💖
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6th May 2024 1:03am
Re. The Perfect Pussy
6th May 2024 1:06am
Your very welcome 🙏 ☺ queen 👸:)))
I you would!!!!!
Peace ✌ and blessings 🙏 always 💖 shalom
I you would!!!!!
Peace ✌ and blessings 🙏 always 💖 shalom
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6th May 2024 11:41am
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