Senryju

never bat mitzvahed  
I wish I could do it now  
want gifts and money  
 
Hot corned beef sandwich  
rye bread with razor sharp crusts  
schmear of good mustard  
 
the real bagels are boiled  
not just round bread with a hole  
that's for the goyim  
 
Jewish Meetup group  
it's the unchosen people  
best to just stay home  
 
boring Hannukah  
all good gifts saved for Christmas  
extreme reformed Jews  
 
i like Yiddish words  
bissel kvetch meshuggeneh  
mystery to most  
 
very Jewish cousin  
bought a new dog for her kids  
an orthodachshund