Please Parliament! Make St. George’s Day our English National Holiday!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
When you are very fortunate to be  
born a truly genuine Englishman  
you've actually won the lottery  
of life, proclaims a regular commenter  
in the Daily Mail rather exultantly as it  
happens actually quite vaingloriously  
and literally, egotistically utilizing the  
pseudonym "Another Englishman" to  
distinctly expound, his differentiation  
not just simply from the wide melee  
of those calling themselves Britons,  
but actually of course, and crucially  
also, specifically globally, everyone  
else! And really don't the rest of us  
and specifically conscientious and  
discernibly undeniably quite moral  
and very undoubtedly distinctively  
hardworking Brits literally know it!  
 
For basically in the case of odious  
and obviously, rather highly toxic  
scroungers specifically like this  
"Another Englishman", it unquestionably  
very assuredly means, getting massive  
amounts essentially, of social security  
payments, and regular dole handouts,  
essentially for life; and most crucially,  
for never working; and moreover, not  
even having to generally submit, any  
speciously lying and obviously lame  
excuses for not doing so while also,  
exponentially and rather facetiously  
bragging about how literally great it  
is to be actually this quite purebred  
white Englishman or woman! Quite  
attendant, all this of course, clearly  
with the customary very expedient  
contingency plan and the requisite  
supplementary additions basically  
of the usual plethora, of inherently  
bastard children! Salutations then  
all you so obviously conscionable  
and hard-working British morons!  
And unquestionably too our quite  
enduring thanks and gratitude for  
sustaining this super, status quo!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
23 April 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Symbols are important obviously where they're undoubtedly absolutely, crucially and naturally very important to people's own lives as well as actually discernibly their societal cohesion. But distinctively what's undoubtedly clearly, and actually more important and relevant in people's lives is what's naturally crucially in their hearts and minds and how they actually apply to characteristics to other people, outside their family members, evidently their friends and those that clearly look and think like them!