San Vernando Valley Circa 1982

Take a chill pill butt-face
Even though your hella buff,
Rick, you look more like a wannabe

That freakazoid is ralphing all over her shoes
Big Whoop, Crissyís a foodie and a wasteoid

No duh. I knew Jenn was like a gazillionaire.
She vegged out all day, hanging out with Chris, getting high.

Doug is a bodacious surfer.
He tells everyone to eat his shorts,
when people are criticizing his tubular moves

Brad is so grody. His bod though isnít as gnarly as Kenís.
Barf me out. Gag me with a spoon. Letís motor outta here.
Adios Amoebas!

Written by Vision_of_insanity
Author's Note
I decided to write a few passages with many of the words that were used during the early 80's in the San Fernando Valley in California. This spawned a song by Frank Zappa and his daughter Moon-Unit mocking the entire culture. Also, the hit movie in 1983 titled Valley Girl starring Nicholas Cage.
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