You're spouting a load of utter crap Harriet Harman! Get real, woman!

 
By Stanley Collymore

No way should our MPs ever be
allowed to work from home or
anywhere else, come to that,
for that matter as many of them clearly
and quite unscrupulously already do in
the latter case. We quite literally, elect
our MPs, in this here United Kingdom,
to effectively unquestionably actually
readily, and professionally; physically
and accountably, significantly deliver
themselves quite accountably within
the House of Commons, and literally
crucially as well actually take part in
debates and informatively, distinctly
vote on issues of the day! Obviously
and naturally too, really significantly
like all other essentially responsible
and, undoubtedly crucially, mentally
mature individuals - prospective, as
well as clearly, literally successfully  
elected MPs should really, from the
very outset distinctively know what
that specific job, they're essentially
after logically entails, its obligatory
responsibilities; rather significantly  
also the stated salary obviously on
offer and, quite crucially, attendant
with all that, the evidently requisite
working conditions very irrefutably
and basically, naturally associated
with that actual job, itself; whether
the very discernibly enquiring after
it individual actually takes it or not.
And if the distinct requirements of
that specific job on really naturally
thoroughly well informed and also
indisputably quite similarly logical
and essentially, intelligent scrutiny
don't at all really satisfactorily suit
you as that prospective employee,
then quite simply, and intelligently
don't apply for that job. Obviously!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
27 February 2024.


Author's Remarks:
What next will you be fatuously advocating Harriet Harman? That requisite to our NHS, effectively the entirety of the NHS medical staff: consultants, doctors of all grades as well as specialities, along with nurses and other similar backup staff be all allowed to work from home and the only contact they do obviously have with all the patronizingly perceived as, quite effectively ordinary and discernibly insignificant plebeian, serf and subjects of this here UK realm is distinctly by video link.

The patients would naturally, of course, at their very own expense make their way to the appropriate hospital and the necessary medical staff member would diagnose him or her quite obviously naturally from home through that video link and thus effectively direct them through that link on the clearly actually necessary steps they distinctively needed to take including actual operations on themselves!

A state of affairs, of course, that our quite divine monarchical lot in tandem naturally with those who could afford to pay, would not be subjected to!

Or if likemindedly you're a member of the British fire services and similarly choose to work from home, you essentially direct all emergency callers who're very desperately reporting that their homes are distinctively and seriously on fire and thus very inimical to their lives and therefore as a significant consequence of this they actually urgently need help; only to be informed not to really worry as the fire officers will most crucially direct them over the phone, how to literally put that fire out! What could be simpler?