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Go Get Em’ Gospel (Character Personality Collaboration)
Pimp Pastor
“Twisted seminary teachings is what I spit to the Sunday suckers
Or any day of the week to the religious brainwashed motherfuckas,
“What I preach, just listen to the wisdom and follow
And like back in the day Big Mama on Massa’s plantation just swallow,
“Understand nothing will change unless it’s on a personal level
So I will keep corrupting a soul and put them on the waiting list for the Devil,
“My holy ghost choir hype the congregation with false hope
As the church house sluts, become addicted to my dick just like dope,
“Making them missionary mistresses in receiving my sanctified cum
As they last super my shit and tricked out of more money for the building fund,
“Like Democrats or Republicans on upcoming election day
I’ll lie like a motherfucka to make sure the ‘make it rain money’ flow my way,
“Before Jesus pissed and preached, this been going on throughout history
I know my next church will be in Hell so, don’t consider me the enemy,
“All I ask is ‘love me with all thy heart’ and hold off with the hatin
Because I cannot help it that God gifted me with the power of persuasion”.
CasketSharpe
“Hell’s heat is always on that is why the electric bill is forever high
For all pimp pastor motherfuckas when it’s time for them die,
“Dirty tithes or fish plate dinners can never eliminate the payment
Only a tortured soul will be the final arrangement,
“Refusing to follow God’s word, now on the Devil’s dick they ride
Bathed in fire and blood as demonic orgies cannibalize their inside,
“Just because God is doing a half-ass job like fuck boy Biden
Don’t travel the road of ignorance, do ho’-shit and straight lyin,
“To me dog shit has the same purpose as a pimp pastor
No sleep lost or love given to a trifling-ass bitch bastard,
“And the Bible they preached from should be tossed in a burning pit
Because it has become cursed and corrupted from their wicked tongue shit,
“Personally, me and the almighty are not on a speaking term
And the blasphemy I blaze-a motherfucka know I will feel the burn,
“From my poems of ‘Refinancing in Hell’ to ‘Judgement Day Fax’
I’m only one accident away, never waking up or a massive heart attack”.
“Twisted seminary teachings is what I spit to the Sunday suckers
Or any day of the week to the religious brainwashed motherfuckas,
“What I preach, just listen to the wisdom and follow
And like back in the day Big Mama on Massa’s plantation just swallow,
“Understand nothing will change unless it’s on a personal level
So I will keep corrupting a soul and put them on the waiting list for the Devil,
“My holy ghost choir hype the congregation with false hope
As the church house sluts, become addicted to my dick just like dope,
“Making them missionary mistresses in receiving my sanctified cum
As they last super my shit and tricked out of more money for the building fund,
“Like Democrats or Republicans on upcoming election day
I’ll lie like a motherfucka to make sure the ‘make it rain money’ flow my way,
“Before Jesus pissed and preached, this been going on throughout history
I know my next church will be in Hell so, don’t consider me the enemy,
“All I ask is ‘love me with all thy heart’ and hold off with the hatin
Because I cannot help it that God gifted me with the power of persuasion”.
CasketSharpe
“Hell’s heat is always on that is why the electric bill is forever high
For all pimp pastor motherfuckas when it’s time for them die,
“Dirty tithes or fish plate dinners can never eliminate the payment
Only a tortured soul will be the final arrangement,
“Refusing to follow God’s word, now on the Devil’s dick they ride
Bathed in fire and blood as demonic orgies cannibalize their inside,
“Just because God is doing a half-ass job like fuck boy Biden
Don’t travel the road of ignorance, do ho’-shit and straight lyin,
“To me dog shit has the same purpose as a pimp pastor
No sleep lost or love given to a trifling-ass bitch bastard,
“And the Bible they preached from should be tossed in a burning pit
Because it has become cursed and corrupted from their wicked tongue shit,
“Personally, me and the almighty are not on a speaking term
And the blasphemy I blaze-a motherfucka know I will feel the burn,
“From my poems of ‘Refinancing in Hell’ to ‘Judgement Day Fax’
I’m only one accident away, never waking up or a massive heart attack”.
Published 30th Jan 2024
Author's Note
These series of poems are of the different characters I have written about over the years. Expanding upon each of how they would feel if they were their own individual person. Pimp Pastor are about sorry ass so-called preachers who twist God’s word for personal gain, regardless of whose soul they corrupt.
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30th Jan 2024 11:23pm
This has great flow dude, but within it is tons of truth. The church has became toxic, beyond corruption. The bible is only as honest as the person reading from it. We have to read for ourselves, like our forefathers did, this way we can check a supposed church leader. Tight write dude
31st Jan 2024 2:29am
Every word you have written in your comment is true. Personal responsibility of our actions will be accounted for. Like I've said, my eyes about religion have been opened wide years ago. Thanks for reading and commenting.
9th Feb 2024 7:53pm
You are a master of your poetic craft, I am never lacking from being entertained regarding the passages of your words, such a simply amazing talent you possess.
On that embracing worthy accolade, continue to enjoy your evening, my poet.
On that embracing worthy accolade, continue to enjoy your evening, my poet.
11th Feb 2024 4:06am
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29th Feb 2024 4:39pm
As long as there are good pastors fighting the good fight and preaching the word correctly. There is always hope for those who want a saved soul.
