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Ready or Not
Let's play hide in go seek
Ready or not here I cum
You know the game,
You know it well
We've played for years
You also love touch & tell
Rip off your clothes
Pull down the sheets
Protection ain't needed
Don't forget to brush your teeth
We'll loosen up with some foreplay
I'll gently kiss your breasts
My hand is going down below
Love your lips kissing my chest
I slide your panties off
You're moist, no actually soaked
My dick can't get any harder
The phone rings, this ain't no joke
It's her mother.
Probably some bullshit about nothing
She picks up the phone.
And yeah, it was about nothing
I'm completely turned off
Rolled my ass out of bed
I said, what the fuck?
She shushed me, I wished her dead
The rest of the evening
I was pissed off, frustrated and really bummed
She went to bed; I wrote this poem
Ready or not I did not CUM!
Ready or not here I cum
You know the game,
You know it well
We've played for years
You also love touch & tell
Rip off your clothes
Pull down the sheets
Protection ain't needed
Don't forget to brush your teeth
We'll loosen up with some foreplay
I'll gently kiss your breasts
My hand is going down below
Love your lips kissing my chest
I slide your panties off
You're moist, no actually soaked
My dick can't get any harder
The phone rings, this ain't no joke
It's her mother.
Probably some bullshit about nothing
She picks up the phone.
And yeah, it was about nothing
I'm completely turned off
Rolled my ass out of bed
I said, what the fuck?
She shushed me, I wished her dead
The rest of the evening
I was pissed off, frustrated and really bummed
She went to bed; I wrote this poem
Ready or not I did not CUM!
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Re. Ready or Not
25th Jan 2024 7:01pm
Hahaha, we've ha that phone crap happen before also, hahaha, lady reached for the phone once while giving us oral. We never went back over to her place after, it totally turned us off to sex with her. But weird crap is we're still friends an run into each other frequently. Really tight write dude
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Re. Ready or Not
25th Jan 2024 7:04pm
Thanks man. I think it has happened to all of us. I had to write about it.
Re. Ready or Not
25th Jan 2024 8:11pm
So hey, I am not really a rhyme-y poetry fan. I tend to hang in the free verse Dumpster.
But this was fucking fun. I laughed.
Seriously, fuck anyone who takes a call in the middle of it. And next time, get off anyway. Give her a fucking show while she's on the phone. See if you can hit the phone with your nut, man. DO IT!
Again, fun read. Sorry 'bout your luck.
But this was fucking fun. I laughed.
Seriously, fuck anyone who takes a call in the middle of it. And next time, get off anyway. Give her a fucking show while she's on the phone. See if you can hit the phone with your nut, man. DO IT!
Again, fun read. Sorry 'bout your luck.
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Re. Ready or Not
25th Jan 2024 8:42pm
Hello Betty. Thanks for the feedback. I appreciate it. When I write a sexual poem it usually comes out funny. I put myself in the equation and I make a joke of my own ridiculous situations. This happened many moons ago. The real story went where I did bust my nut on her after she went to bed. I was so pissed after the ordeal with the phone, I decided to cum all over her as she slept! We broke up a short time later.
Glad you fucking laughed. You rule!!
Stay in touch.
Keith
Glad you fucking laughed. You rule!!
Stay in touch.
Keith
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Re. Ready or Not
27th Jan 2024 11:39am
Laughed my ass off!
Btw, saw your reply to Betty and laughed even more. That would have been great had it been added to your poem!
(Yeah, still catching up on my updates feed)
Enjoy today, K.O.
Btw, saw your reply to Betty and laughed even more. That would have been great had it been added to your poem!
(Yeah, still catching up on my updates feed)
Enjoy today, K.O.
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Re. Ready or Not
27th Jan 2024 11:48am
Yeah Betty did have a funny comment here. Glad you laughed your ass off on this one. Thanks for reading.
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1st Feb 2024 3:25am
Oh my. This reminded me of a similar experience I had, although with a drastically different outcome. I enjoyed this. It has sort of a really subtle urgency that really drives that frustration home but still manages to make me giggle.
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Re. Ready or Not
1st Feb 2024 10:53am
Thank you Riotgirl for reading. Phones ringing during the worst times drive me insane. I appreciate the feedback.
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