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I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
I care about the planet
How we humans ruined it
But on a day to day basis
I don't give a flying fuck about it
I work outside
Don't own a car
When it's freezing I layer up
When it's hot I wear less
That's it
Weather obsession is not sexy
It's like wearing beige
Don't be proud of it
Got it ?
How we humans ruined it
But on a day to day basis
I don't give a flying fuck about it
I work outside
Don't own a car
When it's freezing I layer up
When it's hot I wear less
That's it
Weather obsession is not sexy
It's like wearing beige
Don't be proud of it
Got it ?
Author's Note
Madman photo by Poetspeak
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Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
13th Jan 2024 9:35pm
I so hear you. Small talk about the weather kills me. I look up myself if it's going to be sunny on days off so I can hike.
Give me depth or give me nothing, lol
Kickass image!
Give me depth or give me nothing, lol
Kickass image!
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Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
I look at my phone, get the temp and windchill and that's it. If you don't like your weather... move I say. Thing is it's weather everywhere. Thx on the pic. Always wanted one of those hats so got one. It's super warm on my dome so might actually use it soon as January kicks ass up north...
Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
13th Jan 2024 9:53pm
Oh, them there's fighting words, cowboy.
I am Floridian, and I am offended when it's below 70. I don't have ... sweaters and shit. That thing on your head? What? Is that like... a visor or something?
It's FLORIDA. So fuck weather!
You northerners are weirdos.
BIG. Like.
I am Floridian, and I am offended when it's below 70. I don't have ... sweaters and shit. That thing on your head? What? Is that like... a visor or something?
It's FLORIDA. So fuck weather!
You northerners are weirdos.
BIG. Like.
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Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
13th Jan 2024 10:20pm
I got a place down in South Florida I inherited. Might try to get there this winter.
Not a big fan of Florida, went to college there. Didn't learn much but did have a column in the university newspaper and did produce a burlesque show for a class. Almost got arrested on that one. Good prep for moving to NYC...
That's a imitation dead squirrel on my head. Very warm. Thank you Amazon...
You oughta come visit and take care of my dog Betty. You can borrow my hat, you'll need it luv ..
Not a big fan of Florida, went to college there. Didn't learn much but did have a column in the university newspaper and did produce a burlesque show for a class. Almost got arrested on that one. Good prep for moving to NYC...
That's a imitation dead squirrel on my head. Very warm. Thank you Amazon...
You oughta come visit and take care of my dog Betty. You can borrow my hat, you'll need it luv ..
Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
13th Jan 2024 10:13pm
It’s a mf’ing blizzard right now….
And I could give a rat’s ass. I’m not going outside for nothing. I’ve got a coconut cake and a guest from Florida trapped here until Wednesday 😉
Nice look, btw. You rock, Gary
And I could give a rat’s ass. I’m not going outside for nothing. I’ve got a coconut cake and a guest from Florida trapped here until Wednesday 😉
Nice look, btw. You rock, Gary
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Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
13th Jan 2024 10:29pm
You don't need nothing more babe, just eat and fuck and repeat ...
No snow here in NYC in 2 years ...
Thx M
No snow here in NYC in 2 years ...
Thx M
Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
14th Jan 2024 11:17am
I agree - too cold and the cake sounds great.
PS has a beige hat on. Just sayin’
PS has a beige hat on. Just sayin’
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Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
14th Jan 2024 11:30am
No baby, that ain't beige
That's sordid Grey
Ever seen a beige squirrel??
I didn't think so ....☠
That's sordid Grey
Ever seen a beige squirrel??
I didn't think so ....☠
Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
Damn it! You just took away my signature conversation starter in one foul swoop there, PoetSpeak. Guess I should find a less predictable, lazy but better one to 'break the ice' so to speak. Yes, I can be a smart ass too. No offence! Haha! ;-)
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Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
13th Jan 2024 10:30pm
Yeah, you're no slouch when it comes to delivering a line or 2.
I'm down, let it rip
Offend often...
Thx B
I'm down, let it rip
Offend often...
Thx B
Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
14th Jan 2024 11:32am
Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
14th Jan 2024 3:48am
You look like a star, from the movie "Fargo". You be out killin folks? Lol.
Cover that neck area, dude. I've lived in very cold places, I know a thing or two!
At least you have the luxury of inside warmth, from whence to charm us with wit. That'll do until it's warm enough for ya to melt more "adult content" onto the page. You know you want to! Lol
Cover that neck area, dude. I've lived in very cold places, I know a thing or two!
At least you have the luxury of inside warmth, from whence to charm us with wit. That'll do until it's warm enough for ya to melt more "adult content" onto the page. You know you want to! Lol
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Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
14th Jan 2024 3:59am
Yeah, I've got to thaw out so I can bring the heat back to this playground. I actually like cold weather. The wind sucks but I'm good to go at 20 degrees Fahrenheit. Doggie has to be walked 4 times a day in all weather so like it's said LET'S GO ...
Appreciate the nod Mark, fun one to write and with message all the way. I like looking evil too ... 👹💥🤖🥶
Appreciate the nod Mark, fun one to write and with message all the way. I like looking evil too ... 👹💥🤖🥶
Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
14th Jan 2024 11:19am
Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
14th Jan 2024 11:33am
Gotta laugh to keep from crying this cowboy says ...
Got room on the saddle, jump on !
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Got room on the saddle, jump on !
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Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
14th Jan 2024 12:26pm
I'm Canadian. There's no bad weather, only bad clothing. Get the right gear and keep living your life.
But TALKING about the weather is like a fucking national sport here and it's pretty tiresome. It's only getting worse, with a disaster-sized storm around every corner; people get all excited about shit they can't control. It's impossible to take weather warnings seriously any more.
I hope you have a scarf or something, that neck looks cold....
❤️k
But TALKING about the weather is like a fucking national sport here and it's pretty tiresome. It's only getting worse, with a disaster-sized storm around every corner; people get all excited about shit they can't control. It's impossible to take weather warnings seriously any more.
I hope you have a scarf or something, that neck looks cold....
❤️k
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Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
14th Jan 2024 1:16pm
No worries Red
I'm HOT BLOODED
Just took a good walk with the hound in the morning chill.
Nothing beats it
We rock on k
🤠🥶❤
I'm HOT BLOODED
Just took a good walk with the hound in the morning chill.
Nothing beats it
We rock on k
🤠🥶❤
Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
15th Jan 2024 4:31pm
Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
15th Jan 2024 4:36pm
Believe me, my head sweats in that hat no matter what the weather. It's a win win ...
Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
20th Jan 2024 7:12pm
You New Yorkers are built different, whether it's freezing in the winter or sweltering in the summer.
Hope you've been staying warm sir.
BL
Hope you've been staying warm sir.
BL
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Re: Re. I don't give a rat's ass about the weather
20th Jan 2024 8:47pm
It really sucks here in January.
But it's staying light later so another couple of months and this freezer will be history.
Yeah, we're tough... you gotta be
But it's staying light later so another couple of months and this freezer will be history.
Yeah, we're tough... you gotta be