Vive la France!

Oh, taunt the noble Frenchman if you must
but if you've seen a youthful Gallic maiden
and the beauty with which she's laden
then you would understand the Frenchman's lust.

So, bear with him as he cools his jets,
for it will take a bit of doing
to think of something other than screwing
the mademoiselles in their corsettes.

You may think Pierre is far too sleazy
or that he cannot control his loins,
but there are girls that for Gallic coins
will make underwear removal easy!

     They say French men, with sex, are too obsessed,
     but Sacre bleu, see how their chicks are dressed!!!