List #5 Things That Should be Illegal

1. Big chunks of boiled yellow squash

2. The amount of maternity / paternity leave given to Americans

3. Cigarettes- horrible for people and the environment. Not to mention the number of
    fires they cause.

4. The expression 'Fuckin' A'. It's fuckin Atrocious.

5. Plastic laundry detergent jugs that contain mostly water.

6. Palm oil. It's destroying the habitat of orangutans, and yes, you should care.

7. Escalated insulin prices.

8. Loud, aggressively cheerful whistling

9. Posting more than 100 selfies per month on social media.

10. Loud talking after 10 PM in hotel corridors.

11. Responses of "I wasn't even born yet!" when an older person mentions something
     they did in 1985. 

12. Responses of "I know exactly how you feel" when someone shares a trauma.

13.The demand that teachers teach curriculum at grade level when their average
      student is three years below grade level.

14. Any talk of or actual closing of libraries.

15. Telling an overweight person "You would be so pretty if..."

16. Using an object pronoun as a subject pronoun (ex: "Her and I")

17. Taking a dump in a public restroom without using Poo-Pourri, although I know my
       adult nephew would disagree. When I told him about Poo-Pourri, he said the guy
       equivalent is "Hey, sorry dude."

18. Keeping dogs in hot cars without windows down. I'd like to bypass jail for this and
      send the perpetrators straight to hell.

19. The expectation that a date owes them sex if the other pays for dinner.

20. Persistently proclaiming one's virtues or lack of malice when one commits the
      crimes they accuse others of.
      
21. Single serving bags of snack foods that claim to contain six servings.