See you next Tuesday

Biggest stood to leave, unwilling to be spoken down to by this, raggedy, pontificating, dope smoking, fake new age, bum.      
But Absolute hadn’t finished, something in the belligerent superiority of an educated fool had worked it’s way under the skin.      
     
Absolute - “How rude!!”  
     
Biggest- “What!  I’m rude?”   
     
Absolute- “Yes”
     
Biggest- “How?”   
     
Absolute- “Leaving in the middle of a game”    
     
Biggest- “What game?”      
     
Absolute- “Oh sorry, I thought we were playing ‘Who’s the biggest cunt’ and you just won “     
     
Biggest-“ How did I win?”    
     
Absolute- “By leaving, that’s how you win in this game, now fuck off and enjoy your victory”