The Fuck Truck

      “Main Street, Side Street or that nut nasty back alley
The Fuck Truck will hit those corners from Miami to Cali,
      “Even will make a detour along the Texas border
So call 1-800 Mr. Pussy to place an international order,

      “Except in the state of Utah and metropolitan Washington DC
Had a little incident with sleepy Joe Biden you see,
      “He thought it was an ice cream truck and jumped the fence
To this day he has not been right ever sense,

      “Each woman is of legal age and BDSM, orgy and long dick tested
100% certified STD free that can produce waterfall dripping wetness,
      “Three holes to choose from-thick ass, pink pussy or mouth
And when finished we have volunteer cleaners to eat what is left out,

        “White, Mexican, other, soul sister but no mister
That you can either deliciously suck, fuck or double hole fist her,
      “Lick her pussy to the spine or rim job her shitter
Whip or paddle that ass until it bleed and blister,

      “Souvenirs of female ejaculation can be purchased for a price
Along with club style fuck photos that complements any man cave just nice,
      “But the max time limit for the Fuck Truck is only thirty minutes long
Afterwards, nut or no nut it is time for a motherfucka to take their ass on,

      “Some act a fool afterwards like a child leaving the toy department
Holding up the line with folks screaming ‘motherfucka you need to stop it!’
        “Pimps and prostitutes are on standby to handle pussy trauma
With additional emergency services like FEMA if needed to call their mama,

      “Hating-ass bitches always wanna throw bricks at my shit
From having fits, because their man’s money is spent,
      “I cannot help it if Fuck Truck pussy is better than the rest
If she think her shit is top prime-baby put it to the test,

      “Like that flame broiled smell when you pass Burger King
The sweet smell and feel of warm pussy is the Fuck Truck thing,
      “But I gotta go, because the competition arrived-so see you later
Before my clients might wanna sample the Tranny Trailer”.