Consistency if by no means accuracy is the hallmark of the Daily Mail. Bless 'em!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Ein Hoch auf die anhaltende  
weisse ueberlegenenheit  
gebuehrt allen weissen  
arischen Schreibern, bei der Daily Mail  
und ihren absoluten selbsthassenden  
Schwarzenegger - und auch, anderen  
nicht weissen - "nuetzlichen Idioten"!  
Bless you Daily Mail, for assiduously  
trying, but despite your literally best  
efforts, most people usually, unless  
they have characters fit for a sewer  
and are themselves, clearly amoral  
slappers or inured adulterers don't  
really like Camilla. This essentially  
might not effectively matter to her  
and quite significantly so because  
discernibly, blissfully and crucially  
also, Camilla very unquestionably  
has essentially, and fully attained  
exactly, what from the outset she  
naturally was evidently after. And  
that's essentially the stark reality  
of the situation! But simply Daily  
Mail who can literally blame you  
for rather earnestly trying to get
everyone to love Camilla Parker  
Bowles clearly considering that  
your normal agenda put simply,  
is actually to get normal folk to  
love the most appalling people  
around, while at the same time  
hating with an intense passion  
the absolute nicest people one  
could undeniably possibly find.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
28 October 2023.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Get where I'm coming from Daily Mail?