Shipwrecked Sailor

 
Avast me hearties,  
there's a sailor on the loose  
we'll trap him  
and we'll catch him  
and we'll string him  
in a noose  
 
I'm a shipwrecked sailor
on a distant shore  
too drunk to fuck  
and ten times more  
 
But I wants to sing  
and shoot the breeze  
to leave my mark  
on every tree  
 
There's a bar in town  
and it's name is hell  
they keep throwing me out  
which is just as well  
 
Yeah, I'm a shipwrecked sailor  
and my time is nigh  
I wear a patch  
'cos I got one eye  
 
Now all the girls  
love my sailor's ways  
what they don't like  
is when I sail away  
 
I'm a shipwrecked sailor  
on a distant shore  
too drunk to fuck  
and ten times more  
 
Old Davy Jones  
he's pulled a shocker  
he's got three mermaids  
warming up his locker  
 
I'm a shipwrecked sailor  
on a distant shore  
too drunk to fuck  
and ten times more