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The Queen and Mrs Smith
Once upon a regal day, with flair and marvelous pomp, I say,
The Queen, a turkey-like lady fair in red curly wig, led the way.
With ruff and diamonds, she stood tall and proud,
Neurotic and clean, her obsessions allowed.
Beside her stood Mrs Smith,
A teapot of a woman.
In bonnet, white apron and with
Ample bosom.
Silent and enigmatic,
No words to share, only grunts that were automatic
To the travelers ear.
Her hidden eyes, a mystery to all,
With a protruding tooth, like a single pearl not small.
Off they ventured, on grand travels they set,
In their mismatched duo, a sight you won't forget.
The Queen, a clean freak, scrubbed every place,
While Mrs Smith grunted, her presence a trace.
They sailed the seas on and traveled many a land
Mrs Smith was romanced by many a man,
As the Queen fought her dirt-filled foes as best she could.
Ignoring the two insane potato faced Portuguese women,
They continued on, their adventures just beginning.
The Queen fought her dirt-filled enemies with all her might,
Mrs Smith followed, her presence a delight.
To a faraway island, they were suddenly brought,
Trapped there without a way out, their adventures were wrought.
But their luck soon changed, when the tide shifted the shore,
The Queen and Mrs Smith could finally explore.
They explored the island, and all its wonder,
In the end, their adventures were a happy blunder.
The Queen, a turkey-like lady fair in red curly wig, led the way.
With ruff and diamonds, she stood tall and proud,
Neurotic and clean, her obsessions allowed.
Beside her stood Mrs Smith,
A teapot of a woman.
In bonnet, white apron and with
Ample bosom.
Silent and enigmatic,
No words to share, only grunts that were automatic
To the travelers ear.
Her hidden eyes, a mystery to all,
With a protruding tooth, like a single pearl not small.
Off they ventured, on grand travels they set,
In their mismatched duo, a sight you won't forget.
The Queen, a clean freak, scrubbed every place,
While Mrs Smith grunted, her presence a trace.
They sailed the seas on and traveled many a land
Mrs Smith was romanced by many a man,
As the Queen fought her dirt-filled foes as best she could.
Ignoring the two insane potato faced Portuguese women,
They continued on, their adventures just beginning.
The Queen fought her dirt-filled enemies with all her might,
Mrs Smith followed, her presence a delight.
To a faraway island, they were suddenly brought,
Trapped there without a way out, their adventures were wrought.
But their luck soon changed, when the tide shifted the shore,
The Queen and Mrs Smith could finally explore.
They explored the island, and all its wonder,
In the end, their adventures were a happy blunder.
Published 31st Aug 2023
Author's Note
Mrs Smith and the Queen are two characters made up by myself and one other party.
Imagine a neurotic peacock/turkey like looking woman with a shrill voice and dressed up as Queen Elizabeth Tudor wearing a red wig and possessed of a massive knife-like beak of a nose.
Mrs Smith is a short, fat woman wearing a white cotton dress, apron and teapot bonnet hat similar to a servant. She has a strong mannish brow similar to neanderthals where one can not see her eyes under her brow and in any case are always squinted shut. She does not talk but instead grunts. All characters are able to understand her.
She has a large lower protruding jaw and has a single noticeable jutting tooth.
She has magical powers where she helps others, is compassionate, loving, loyal and fierce.
Imagine a neurotic peacock/turkey like looking woman with a shrill voice and dressed up as Queen Elizabeth Tudor wearing a red wig and possessed of a massive knife-like beak of a nose.
Mrs Smith is a short, fat woman wearing a white cotton dress, apron and teapot bonnet hat similar to a servant. She has a strong mannish brow similar to neanderthals where one can not see her eyes under her brow and in any case are always squinted shut. She does not talk but instead grunts. All characters are able to understand her.
She has a large lower protruding jaw and has a single noticeable jutting tooth.
She has magical powers where she helps others, is compassionate, loving, loyal and fierce.
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