Dating Directives For Staying Out Of Jail/

 
prime directive:
no killing on the first date

second directive:
if you want to kill someone during the first date, no second date

third directive:
if you want to kill someone after the second date, it can be only done with their consent (and hopefully a whole lot of foreplay)

fourth directive:
after you kill someone, bury them deep and don't tell anyone

final directive:
killing them at a distance with a voodoo doll is cleaner and someone else can bury the body.