Two Cents

The year my sexy blonde English teacher
was sent home by the headmaster
for daring to wear a tight fitting trouser suit
the Beatles steered a yellow submarine
to number one in the charts
Three years later the US government
introduced a lottery which used your birthday
to decide who got drafted for Vietnam
So quit whining
about how crazy the world's become
Birds can't fart
although on average they shit 48 times a day
but still make time to sing
and remember
no matter how high the mercury rises
or how warm the wind blows
unless we turn off our fans
every one of us is getting screwed