Brits

When I was living in Medieval Britain.
I absolutely,absolutely smelt terrible.

I did not wash very often,and I raised chickens and pigs as well.

Little thought,very little,
of the idea of personal Sanitarian.

I got by,by,by rubbing myself,with any medicinal herbs,that was available.

Soaking in a tub,sent from heaven.
(In Summer time,it was hell).

I did,as you can imagine,at a young age,but before I did,I promised myself.

That as soon,as they had invented something for bad body odour.
I'll be the first to buy it, off the shelves.

This store will be situated in Sunny London.
By the name of "Fortnum and Mason."











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