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The Vaping Vampire
Count Alucard
Was used to sucking blood
So quite naturally
He imagined
That vaping
Would come easily
Unfortunately
This proved
To be his downfall
As he failed to notice
The flavour i'd given him
Was garlic
And thus
This particular pain in the neck
Was no more
by Jemia
Was used to sucking blood
So quite naturally
He imagined
That vaping
Would come easily
Unfortunately
This proved
To be his downfall
As he failed to notice
The flavour i'd given him
Was garlic
And thus
This particular pain in the neck
Was no more
by Jemia
Published 25th May 2023
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25th May 2023 2:05pm
25th May 2023 4:47pm
25th May 2023 10:20pm
true, historically it has been the go to way, for a woman to 'dispose' of a man! but don't think disposing of a blood sucking vampire could be seen in the same light! lol! x
