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Shaggy Dog Tale

I recently got bitten
By a dog
Cursed by a cur
I think it saw me
As it's Pal
But didn't realise
That it wanted me
As it's Pedigree Chum
Maybe
It saw my fingers
As handy sausages?

by Jemia
Written by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
Published
Author's Note
true story, which occured whilst i was performing at a open mic poetry reading.
Pal, and Pedigree Chum, are types of dog food in UK
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