All hell broke loose

Doomsday was on
So as per the notice on the giant Billboards all over town

The super rich already gone to various planets
Aboard their fancy spaceships

Some very crafty people, equipped for a long journey
Were making their way in mineshafts
And various caves determined to go to safe depths
Until the gods were satiated

The poor and desolate just reinforced
Their lodgings made of cardboard boxes
Hoping for the best

Only Adam and Eve were living quite undisturbed
By all of this in their small garden

Until Eve took a bite
And then all hell broke loose.