log from bastard pirate ship

So speed on you bastard pirate ship
raise the standard liege flag
crash thru the waves
with ice on your rigging
and i will pray for you
and all your scurvy crew
many times over
with all the holy graces
for a thousand smiling faces

and the pope was not in
when i called at his flat,when back on dry land
so i left the silver crucifix
on his step
and watched a film with Johnny Depp
instead