Put The Blame On Chris

Banana nut bread canoodling with a coconut cream pie. It should be against the law. It's a recipe for inbreeding. I don't suffer shenanigans when I have Cheetos over my shoulder. The world has gone to hell when one's own grandpa can be a grandma. A kitchen gadget can turn a voice into a castrated boom box. In order to run with the pack one must give regard to the guacamole and sip stupidity threw a straw. In the flea house of Good and Plenty the okra went down to Arkansas. Carpetbaggers have put a big dent in Atlanta by pulling down a statue of Daffy Duck and replacing it with a bloomers mill that makes garter belts for a transgendered taco. Stop messing with my redeye gravy. Blame it on Christopher Columbus and his three ships of insane carrot cakes.