Chocolate Drop

Currently considering
Joining a dating site

"Things i don't like!"
1. definitely Not into pain!
2. nor into rubber
(although my hot water bottles have become
better acquainted with me of late
normally two at a time
i'm like the jam in a sandwich
menage a trois style.....)
so not sure i could go
any more rubbery than that
Although i do have an eraser (and delete button!)
What not else?
Politics, religion, and soap operas
Your choice, i just don't want converting!
Although i am open to bribery, and chocolate
If i were to convert to whatever
I hope you can live with yourself
For drugging me with chocolate
This will involve a commitment
Of the highest order
That you would have to drug me every day
With copious amounts of chocolate
Daily!
S o as to keep me in a stupor
Whilst you indulge in the aforementioned
See how quickly i can compromise!

by Jemia