Ode to that Little Itch in my Life

Oh god, where to begin?
All those things that get under my skin.

When you yawn with that high pitched squeak!
It's all I can do not to freak!

You tell a story, always cutting yourself off halfway through!
I just want to lunge at you!

Making dirty comments towards any girl you see,
If I was them, I'd turn around and flee!

And all of your modest clothes?
You know it makes everyone want to see you out of those!

Those mini seizures you have,
At least those make me laugh!

And worst of all, what I hate to admit...
You are the best friend I've ever had.


(P.S) I'm totally kidding about the seizure comment. It freaks me the hell out.