Who Might Be The Right Amount Of Age

She woke up with a hangover and saw that she
was naked and laying next to one who might be
the right amount of age that it's possible he
could indeed be known as her long lost grandfather.

And when she saw something that was on top of her
fur coat which had on it the name of Jennifer,
she opened it and saw it was from her mother
a card wishing that young chick a Merry Christmas.

That made her see that her father was not a mass
of cold heartedness after all and had to pass
her still sleeping grandpa without having one sass
being said and go showering in the bathroom.

After that, the old man woke up and rubbed his brow
before he looked up and heard his granddaughter say
"Hi, Grandpa. As you see, I wish to go home now...
and I hope we'll be there in time for Christmas Day."