The Horror! The Sequel!

I saw a curious swaggerwoman
Swaying down the street
She had three heads, two mouths
And half a dozen feet

She swaggered, and swaddled
And very often swayed
And swallowed, and swallowed
Several bales of hay

For she was part horse
Or cow, ass, or sheep
Her hair wasn't to long
With a voice that would send you to sleep

I questioned her, as to what she was
But she didn't have a clue
And when she tried to utter words
She could really only moo

She then barked, meowed, and hissed
And i'm sure i heard her buzz
Yet she bumbled more than any bee
Then transmogrified into Liz Truss!
The Horror! etc
Fin

by Jemia