SQUIRREL NUT(ter!)

The last day of waiting
in silence
and in solitude
why the silence?
the silence is because
my doorbell
is as quiet
as a farting squirrel
and if i listen to any electronic
music, radio, iplayer etc
i may miss the 'fart'
and if i miss that
then the last few days
have been in vain
all hail the squirrel!
(yes, i did go a little nuts!)
so here i am poised
like a crouching squirrel
awaiting to pounce to my feet
swish my tail
and go pounding downstairs
to pass over my package of contaminates
and thus be,
fart free !

Jemia xx💕🦋