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Does Size Matter?

How big is too big when it comes to a dick?
    Is it all about girth?  Can a cock be too thick?
Is it length of the shaft that enhances sensation,
     Increasing one’s pleasure with deep penetration?

Oh, big ones are scenic in photos online
     But for practical matters six-inchers are fine.
And anything larger than comfort allows
     May damage the furrow it manfully plows.

And I think turgidity counts for a lot
     Determining hot from what surely is not
For a large one that’s limp may not ever excite me
     Though smaller but hard ones might even all night me.      

It’s also the manner that dick is deployed
     Affecting the way an engorgement’s enjoyed;
If the man that’s behind it is enthusiastic
     He’ll probably make an orgasm fantastic.

I haven’t a clue if the size of my dangle
     Will hit the right spot and at just the right angle
To give you the willies and cause you to moan…
     But I’ll do all I can with the one that I own.




Written by Greenman47 (James Patrick Kelly)
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Author's Note
I write erotic humor about gay sex, often from experience but I also possess a vivid imagination.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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