I can

I don't know a lot about algebra, 
I don't know a lot of lot of love, 
I don't know how politics works 
But I know a lot about the fun stuff. 

I know how to make my fingers feel
As if they're 10 inches long. 
I know how to roll my tongue,
And I can be so wrong. 

I know how to caress your skin, 
As if to save my life. 
I know how to stroke those parts, 
Just enough to make you writhe. 

I know how to make you scream, 
I know how to make you moan. 
I can turn you into jelly, 
With behaviour you can't condone. 

I can arch my eyebrows, 
At a kinky private joke. 
I can make a comment at the right time, 
Make you snigger and choke. 

I can be an animal, 
But only if you ask nicely. 
I can be a two tongued devil, 
Now, let me rip those clothes off, please.