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Why Did U Get In My Business?

Virtal....why did u get in my business?

Yo Adrian u know. I was at the cleaners last weekend. I saw a lil honey dip. I wanted to buy her some clothes, but, something was going on with u. Is everything alright?

Virtal.....u stop lying! Why did u get in my business? Tell me because, I'm gonna lose my boyfriend !

Hey! It's juicy Mary J. the heroine! Why don't u smoke? Come on and smoke? That pussy being hit by the new boyfriend right. What ya say? Harder please? Lay the pipe! Let's take a cruise off the coast of Poland?

Fuck u Virtal!!!! U suppose to be my friend. Why did u get in my business? Virtal...I Lataona loved u as a dear friend. Why aren't u answering me?

Okay Sadiza I'll answer. Wait a minute? Your names Lataona. I'll remember that from now on. I gotta go.

Virtal....Virtal...Virtal are u okay? What's wrong with u?! Answer me! Virtal are u okay? Virtal Johnson Dennison!

Lataona, I was going ....oh shit. I gotta answer thy question. What was it in the first place?

Why did u get in my business? I might lose my boyfriend because of that.

Lataona, Rocky wrong now for that ass whipping he put on Mr. T and Dolph Drago. Take it from Virtal?! I know how it feels to lose something the winner deserved anyway. U gotta sweet smile.

Virtal....I may lose my boyfriend behind u getting in my business. Can u fix this for me?

Of course Adrian I can. I can! I can! U got long hair and you are white and pretty with black skin average crust crispy pan pizza. I'll help u get him back. Where does he live?

With me Lataona right there

It's Eddie Murphy u know me. Let's go presh heart. Hold up! Lataona! Hunh! Hunh! I remember.








Written by Sandals (Birchel Devon Robinson)
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Author's Note
Y'all enjoy and try to laugh. He either has no connection to getting in her business, or, she replaced him with something else. It's still comedy worth laughing at if can.
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